snarkubation

noun: the act of posting snarky comments to a forum for the purpose of self indulgence.

"This thread is covered in the leftovers of snarkubation."

by ctrsnret February 25, 2009

snerkle

To sneak a taste of food that someone is in the process of preparing.

As grandma carved the turkey, I took a snerkle of meat to subdue my cravings.

by J-ro October 4, 2013

snarkastic

(adjective) a mixture of snarky and sarcastic, which leans even further into the sarcastic realm with a caustic undertone.

The snarkastic tone of his blog posts left people confused as to whether he was trying to be funny or was just excessively bitter.

by iamdonte October 17, 2005

Snarkel

Snarkel means being Punk AF

Geez, Jens is such a Snarkel

by Squedder March 3, 2018

snerk

Verb or Noun: Small sound that is emitted through the nose and mouth, usually a compressed laugh or snort. Often accompanied with a small grin, smirk, or sneer. Usually a tone of either derision, (as when someone says something you find stupid) or innocent humor. (When someone tells you a funny joke and you are busy doing something else, so a full-fledged laugh is difficult.)Nice to use behind other's backs, as when they do something inanely stupid and you can't help but laugh about it, but don't want to fall over laughing.

Holding my lunchtray in one hand and balancing my fork, I snerked as Caroline delivered the punchline of the dead baby joke.

When the girl in front of me pointed at the Mustang and said, "Oh, I like that Camaro.", I had to snerk discreetly.

by Miss Necrosis M. Atrophy May 16, 2006

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009

snarkenfreude

Derived from snark(a word that comes from the combination of snide and remark) and schadenfreude.

snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.

"But Mr. Vice-President," asked the reporter, unable to dampen his snarkenfreude, "doesn't a pace maker require the presence of an actual heart?"

by SnarkybutSad August 28, 2007