Snaek

A person who studies ie mugs all day for exams and has no life. Typically, he is a closet mugger and tells people he does not mug while secretly as a snake, he studied his ass off. Hence, the term snaek. Note that you spell it as snaek and not snake.

Jock: My God you study so much!
Jonathan: Nah I don't study much at all...

Jock: Please, you do, that's why you score so well for your exams!
Jonathan: I swear, I don't.
Jock: Psshh, you snaek...

by Handyman August 26, 2013

Snaek

Someone who you love and wish to never seperate from

Bro who is that over there
Dawg thats my Snaek 🤞🏼

by Batte July 3, 2022

Snaek

Someone who you love and want to be with for the rest of your life

Bro whos this
Thats my Snaek dawg 🤞🏼

by Batte July 3, 2022

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

snack wells

A gay man's ass or butt.

You drive a new BMW, Mercedes Benz, or Lexus. You can mama's Snack Wells!

by Preluder August 20, 2006

snack dad

A parent who is on hand to dispense constant snacks to their hungry children. Like a cake butler, but less formal.

I'm not your fucking snack dad.

by GhostOfRedditPast September 21, 2017

snack stash

An avetard has his very own stash of snack purely for when he is out like a light. He knows he will get the MF munchies so he is sure to have a bunch of snacks ready to go for those situations. This stash of snacks is full up straight junk food and the avetards will also sell their snacks to each other to try to make a quick buck.

Norman "Nick" hit the MF dab rig and had the munchies hit soon after so he decided to go to his snack stash and eat 9 packs of sour patch kids.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019