Smurk

To leave or clear the scene

“Man I’m bout to smurk”

by Smurk March 4, 2021

Smurk

To kill in a gruesome way

Ayo I totally “smurked” his bitch ass

by WetzelPretzel30 June 4, 2021

le smurk

smurk, otherwise known as smurk, smurku, le skánk, and loneyboi possiblé. Smurk is a nice person with a cool accent. Smurk curses A LOT but we find it amusing. Smurk doesnt know how to build a library but he can build a bakery. Smurk is an artist, practically better than Pablo Picasso. Smurk is also very funny and if you ever talk to a smurk you will end up laughing

ayeeeee its le smurk!...…fuck you too

by pepega__ December 20, 2020

colin smurk

something colin moran does when he knows hes getting verbally owned by someone who he couldnt possibly beat up.

While jesse was verbally owning colin, instead of fighting back colin just did the colin smurk to signify that he has been owned so badly he cant do a thing about but laugh

by cole April 4, 2005

SOL (Smurk Out Loud)

Smurk Out Loud (SOL): to half laugh at someone or something; used when something or someone is lame or dumb. Also used when the person or object is not worthy of a Laugh out Loud (LOL).

Instead of saying LOL (Laugh Out Loud), when someone says something half funny or lame..but not worthy of a Laugh out Loud... Just Smurk Out Loud (SOL)... like Blah!

Jokes or comments that aren't really good...hit them with a SOL (Smurk Out Loud)

by D.Josiah June 6, 2011

work smurk

Carefree Ignorant enlightened
The phrase said when someone states that the importance of their work usually in the context of job is of more importance than a social activity involving drinking.

Friend 1"Yo mane you ready to shred town tonight?"
Friend 2"Nah mane i got work"
Friend 1" Work smurk bro"

by J$hred July 26, 2016

Star smuck

An obnoxiously fanatical SiFi fan with little real life.

GAAAWD, Tyler is such a Star smuck, sitting in his room playing games all day!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016