tainted surface

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.

Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

Elevated surfaces

The surface intoxicated females dance on at parties such as tables, counters, pool tables etc.

Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night”

Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”

by Dankiest dictionary October 1, 2018

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010

smurf

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.

Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.

by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009