when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014
Get the surf and turf circle jerk mug.(verb, noun) Drinking alcohol (liquid=surf) and smoking pot (plant=turf) on the same night/day. They can be done in either order, or simultaneously.
(Noun)
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
by dcchild January 19, 2011
Get the surf and turf mug.This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
"Damn dude what a bitch!"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
by TheRealJohnno August 18, 2012
Get the Surf And Turf Rule mug.A bisexual woman or man. Just as a customer at a Surf and Turf restaurant will eat both clam and meat, this person will eat both clam (vagina) and meat (penis) in bed.
by Ardenite November 11, 2009
Get the Surf and Turf mug.by maddog407 August 10, 2008
Get the surf and turf mug.When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.
"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."
by Cr0tchsh0t April 1, 2010
Get the Surf and turf mug.(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
by Labattomy July 26, 2004
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