smurder

a word meaning to murder with extreme style . a stylish murder

bitch i will smurder you

by 5in1 killa April 8, 2005

smurfle

to stick one's head in a large mammal's vagina (e.g. elephant, rhinoceros, or hippopotamus)

Cory sued Eric for smurfling his pet elephant, Stampy.

by The Smurfler August 1, 2004

Smurtle

Smurf/Squirtle Cross breed.

Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.

by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011

smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

Snurdleturt

A mildly annoying but lovable human that you accept in all their naughtiness.

My sister is such a snurdleturt for stealing my cookie!

by a coalition of idiots January 10, 2020

smurdess

A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.

Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!

by Mista Milla October 11, 2007

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Yo son I got some good slurdledurdle from my girl last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010