smunch 

A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.

"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!

smunch by chief smuncher September 11, 2007

Smunch 

Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.

You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.

Smunch by oliver pantisoff January 1, 2010

smunch 

Something both Sexy and Munch

something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing

guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'

smunch by Long haired nutter November 15, 2007

smunch 

To force an object into a place it won't fit.

Hayden's bag of potato chips popped open as he tried to smunch them into his lunchbox.

smunch by Allison Peavey October 9, 2006

Smunch 

Snacking or eating in a delightful manner

He liked to smunch in his downtime.
Smunching was one of his many hobbies.
She was found at the smunch bar.

Smunch by DanDoellion August 25, 2011

smunch 

a cross between a smother and a punch, generally forceful and quite painful.
Specially used on danikas.

Im gunna smunch her face into a wall!

smunch by CeeAL August 20, 2008

Smunch 

To eat something in a particularly moist way

"Sally really smunched those crackers"

"She's a real crackersmuncer"

Smunch by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021