smunch

To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.

Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.

by DNirro January 18, 2009

smunch

the sexual act of a woman riding a man to orgasm. Then while still straddling him post coitus, takes their collective juices in hand and smears the fluids across her forehead. To complete the activity, she headbutts him in the face with everything she has, hopefully knocking him out cold.

Raechel hit him with the smunch. he looks like he caught a baseball bat to the face, but he said it was totally worth it.

by ummmnooo December 5, 2014

smunch

A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.

"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!

by chief smuncher September 3, 2007

smunch

Something both Sexy and Munch

something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing

guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'

by Long haired nutter October 29, 2007

smunch

To force an object into a place it won't fit.

Hayden's bag of potato chips popped open as he tried to smunch them into his lunchbox.

by Allison Peavey October 9, 2006

smunching

Wanting to get high; needing marijuana.

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.

by Gelly Lorum November 15, 2006

smunching

A cross of mushing something up....except with a munching sound.

Breaking apart legos creates a smunching sound.

The party edibles were delicious they made smunching sounds as you ate them.

by RageGLAM November 21, 2010