scumph

Scumph is the nasty yellow residue of something. For example the yellow stuff on the cigarette filter after it's been smoked. Or the yellow stuff that comes out of your ear when it hasn't been cleaned in a while. Anything dirty, sticky, yellow and that is a residue of something could basically be called scumph.

"You got some scumph in your ear... man c'mon clean that up"
"I need to get all the scumph off the floor before my parents come back"

by paolo and justin April 14, 2010

Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Smurphy's Law

A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.

Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.

Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."

by seeker6079 December 28, 2005

smurphy

A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"

Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy

Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!

by CLASS_A_BIRD August 5, 2009

smump

1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.

"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."

by scbrix September 22, 2006

smurphey

A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.

Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.

by luke nash March 24, 2009

Smamphf

A small, midget-like creature who happens to look very similar to famous rapper Drake. They only appear twice every decade, so eyes must be kept out incase a Smamphf appears.

Jenna, a Smamphf just walked by and you totally missed it!

by JoeYatsko March 21, 2017