smuckers

by tim walters April 29, 2009

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Smuckered

adj - When having your salad tossed with jelly as the primary lubricant.

After she smuckered me up real good I farted and gave her a Grape Spritzer.

by Logan Anderson September 21, 2005

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Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."

by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018

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Stuffing a layup in basketball forcing the person back down to the ground without them releasing the ball.

I just smuckered that little bitchs layup!

by billabongbot447 June 09, 2009

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a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly

i love you smuckers.

I had to buy smuckers jelly today

by Julya Marie September 08, 2009

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To tackle or take one down in an aggressive manner or whoop the opposing team.

Smucker him before he reaches the end zone!

by Straightfire101 November 26, 2015

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When a female preferably a colored person with large lips smithers them in smuckers grape jelly and proceeds to give felatio to a pulsating stiffy

I was feeling mighty hard last night so I had tequana dip her plump ass lips in dat smuckers and I got the smucker from her

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