Smooze

When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.

Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.

by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017

smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 9, 2003

smooze

Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.

As a final attempt to save my pony from smooze, I boiled her in Oxiclean.

by Poundpuppies4ever December 14, 2008

smouse

The pussymaster. Has total control over the pussy.

You see smouse over there? He destroys pussy.

by smouze November 7, 2011

Smozer

Any e cigarette user is a smoker pozer. Not cool enough to smoke tobacco.

Look at that Smozer at the end of the bar trying look cool. Go outside and light up a real smoke ya Smozer!

by Pseudohandle May 10, 2015

Smuze

A delicious beverage made with Smirnoff vodka and any Fuze juice drink. Massive quantities of vodka can be added without any taste of alcohol.

Dawg, I added so much Smirnoff to my Smuze last night- I went from zero to trashed so fast. BUT IT WAS AWESOME.

by S. M. Uze August 20, 2008

smooze

It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

i just had a smooze

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020