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Smotherment

The act of being punished by a girl sitting on your face for a period of time
Shannon was mad at Tommy so he held his breath as she gave him some Smotherment late last night
by Cven August 8, 2010
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Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.
Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.
by irishkiwi June 4, 2018
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Breast Smother

When a girl pins down another girl or a guy in a wrestling match (usually if it's a guy the match was staged, unless the dude is just a big panzy, and/or lets her win for the enjoyment of having this move done on him) by laying on top of them, them being face up and she being face down, and then presses her boobs (they're usually big or else this is pointless) down over their face, smothering them with her massive rack. When a girl does this to a guy, the guy is in a state of extreme bliss, and when a girl does this to another girl, then all guys watching are in a state of extreme bliss, but wish they were underneath as well.

If a guy does this to a girl, well then he's mean for laying his fat self (he's gotta be fat to have boobs) on a poor girl, and if a guy does this to a guy, you will effectively be boner-killed for the rest of your life. Avoid at all costs if you ever want to masturbate again.
A girl lays down on another girl and uses her boobs to smother her face, thus, a breast smother. *fap fap fap fap*
by Badassmonkey December 16, 2008
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Crab Smasher ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿค›๐Ÿผ

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿค›๐Ÿผ
"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿค›๐Ÿผ!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"
by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017
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Smasherteer

A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.
Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!

I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!

I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.
by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009
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Breast Smother

When a woman pins down a man, then lowers her breasts onto his face, thus smothering him. Sometimes used in mixed wrestling. It is encouraged that all women with good-sized boobs do this.
When I went home last night, she breast smothered me for a half-hour!
by facechair February 21, 2009
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Tri-Slosher Main

A person who gets 17 kills with the weapon and then claims it took so much skill.
Yo look its the kid who cant play. Yeah the Tri-Slosher Main.
by @TentaWind on Twitter ;) August 3, 2017
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