A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.
Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"
Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."
Sven - "Tiiiiight"
Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."
Sven - "Tiiiiight"
by Jhemp September 02, 2009
It's a Swedish tradition of running over the ice in the winter to Denmark, only to get chased back by Danish children with sticks (sometimes sharp) The art of running over the ice to Denmark in the winter has spawned many events, such as the naked Smorgasbord which was held in 2012.
Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.
Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.
''Sven: Hey Victor do you wanna do a Smorgasbord m8?''
''Victor: Sure bruh let's do it, I hope the sticks are spiked this time''
''Victor: Sure bruh let's do it, I hope the sticks are spiked this time''
by Victooor June 03, 2016
by Yellowsnow March 09, 2004
When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009
When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
by Wisdom Orji February 04, 2009
1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.
Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.
by WTFISAPAPOOSE October 05, 2006