Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020

Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.

A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.

by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009

Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010

spretarded

To be slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in a manner similar to Sarah Palin.

Did you see how he wrote his main talking points on his hand? That's so spretarded.

by ZalesDeepSpace May 28, 2010

smarttarded

when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.

when someone names the obvious.

Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.

by lulu0725 November 8, 2017

Stonetarded

It means that you done smoke so much weed, you cant even funston. On no thanking level at all so that what it means...

Man I got so stonetarded last nite I couldn't even remember my girl friends name... So I called her Sally shh that girl...

by LaLa is so right!! September 25, 2020