Smookini

The shameless and blatant telling by a female of the hair removal on her bikini line to people that are not close friends.

My work colleague proceeded to tell me she had a good smookini after the permanent hair removal treatment at the clinic went well.

by DrQuack September 7, 2008

smoodini

When a guy ditches his mates for a chick

Your mate gets a bit of smoo' n does the smoodini and vanishes

by leroy carvin April 5, 2008

Sloozin

a socially acceptable form of slumming.

The time of the night when you/buddies are just looking for anything with 2 legs & pussy.

"The desperate attempt to find a sloozy at the end of the night"

1st kid: "yo man why is he all over that disgusting chick right now?"
2nd kid: "Hes just sloozin, give em a break."

by Captain Squirrel April 22, 2009

smoozie

The act of a female receiving oral sex

Ex: "Oh, he gave me a smoozie last night it was so nice."

He gave me a smoozie last night it was so nice.

by Crocswitsocs January 10, 2015

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

by Uananinominious April 26, 2006

smooging

1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank

1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?

by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004