Sloosher

A guy that likes to make out with a female, after that same female has given him oral pleasure nad he has jizzed in her mouth.

Max: Dude, Monica sucked Tom off last night and he blew in her mouth, then afterwards I seen him kissing her
James: What a sloosher

by Nick Sierko August 22, 2006

PeePee SMOOCHER

A Homosexual male, that when in a feel good mood will smooch a penis.

Dude, Look at that Liberachi lookin Mother Fucker. I'd be willing to bet he's a PeePee SMOOCHER.

by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005

Whisker Smoocher

A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.

Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....

by Great Seany October 1, 2017

smoshers

a little known religious group who view the birthdays of the two creators of smosh as religious holidays and do not talk at all during those days. also they follow every twitter page related to smosh, watch all their videos and ask twitter questions every week no matter how inconvenient the time. they also own the shut up app and have sent fain mail at least once.

Alex: why is Jessica not talking today?

Kevin: its Ian's b-day

Alex: so?

Kevin: shes part of a group called smoshers its a religious thing, she cant talk today.

by jessiknick September 25, 2011

Skoosher

What you call your windshield wiper fluid nozzles. Due to the sound some models of vehicles make.

Shit, my windshield is dirty. I better hit the skoosher and clean this shit off.

by Sir Radge January 21, 2011

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003