Smorgasfuck

A buffet or assortment of fuckery (inspired by the election of Donald Trump).

American minorities found themselves in a smorgasfuck on November 9, 2016.

by HiFi8o November 15, 2016

Smoogums

The sexiest man to ever walk the planet. He is insane at every sport and picks up all the bitches. He also has a weird addiction for gummy bears.

Roland is such a smoogums. He offered that girl a gummy bear and she sucked his dick immediately.

by Roland from the Philippines March 29, 2021

Smoogimas

The most amazing, and incredible way to describe a person place or thing.

GOD DAMMMM SHAWTY REALLY BUSTED DOWN AND GAVE ME THAT SMOOGIMAS HEAD LAST NIGHT.

by Smoogimasness November 20, 2022

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

smoog rat

A sketch person that doesn't bring much to the table.

No one really likes Aaron he is a smoog rat.

by Doubled2292 January 15, 2010

Smoogdch

The action of falling down a mountain while having a iq score under 5.

Man, did you see that guy get Smoogdch

by Savage meme February 15, 2017

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009