smooshkin

When you're doing it in the missionary position and your sweaty chests bump together and make a fart noise.

"We wuz in our nudies and real serious, but a smooshkin broke the intensity and made us laugh"

by JiggaSlicedHimSelf July 27, 2009

smooching

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.

Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.

by Maxinside April 22, 2014

smoothing the cat

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

smocking

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."

by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018

Smocking gun

The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”

Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”

by HsKL1 December 10, 2018

Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018