“Did you see the latest Smollett the Jews are promoting? A black Islamic tranny says he was chased down by horse-riding Trump-supporters in a Manhattan train station and they beat him with whips!”
by Faodail February 22, 2019
When you pay two guys to beat you up while you perform auto erotic asphyxiation with a noose. Most pay a little more so that at the point of maximum pleasure the guys performing the beat-down yell, "This is MAGA Country" and pour bleach on you.
Hey did you hear Jessie treated himself to a Smollett for the season premier of Empire? He said it was great, but ruined a good pair of jeans with the bleach.
by Bradtasm March 27, 2019
To get away with a crime by having attorneys sell their souls for you, by acting disturbingly arrogant while professing innocence, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, and by using your fame as a weapon.
O.J. smolletted, fooled a group of ignorant jurors even though he killed two people, and hid out on a golf course for many years. Jussie smolletted but still thought he'd have a career and be able to show his face in public.
by NormanConquest March 27, 2019
Jack, "You see that some white cadet wrote "Go Home Nigger" on that black Air Force cadet's door?"
Ralph, "Seriously dude? Almost 100% of these hate crimes are Smollett's."
Ralph, "Seriously dude? Almost 100% of these hate crimes are Smollett's."
by An Fírinne Hurts April 16, 2019
by Suya October 30, 2022
Smolletts are victims of bigots.
Don't be insensitive to smolletts. They're so damaged, they have to fabricate crimes against them for sympathy.
Don't be insensitive to smolletts. They're so damaged, they have to fabricate crimes against them for sympathy.
by Pseudosius June 30, 2020
A baby with a shitty diaper
by Ahandphul April 2, 2019