snolested

A snow event that bothers, interferes with or annoys the population of the affected area.

A couple of weeks ago the east coast was snolested with over 2 feet of the white stuff. This week, it's the midwests turn. snowlested

by Mark Rosenlaff October 6, 2016

Smoletted

Smollet: Verb
smol*lett | \ smol*lett*ed \
smolletted; smoletting; smolletts

1. The act of botching your staged hate crime so poorly that it ends up disproving the liberal doctrine of "white privilege"

Did you see that guy on the news last night? Man that was so fake. I hope he gets smoletted!

That guy from the news last year got his butt smoletted! He'll never work again!

by NuJ4X December 10, 2021

Swolested

the act of grabbing a muscular man's bicep, usually by an intoxicated female, in a feigned “unintentional” yet flirtatious manner

Hannah was a mess at the bar last night. Brendan’s arms were repeatedly swolested but he didn’t seem to mind.

by Elmore Daniels January 7, 2023

Russian Smollette

When you pull the trigger on a fake hate crime and pray it doesn't blow up in your face!

Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.

by Guts Knucklebone July 21, 2019