Smoking Dick 

(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.

2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.

Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.

Smoking Dick by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018

smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

smoking dick for comfort. by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008

You smoking dick. 

To tell someone they trippin.

They're not dropping Airpods 2, you smoking dick.

You smoking dick. by WhooshLikeANikeSwoosh March 16, 2019

chode smoking dick pole 

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

chode smoking dick pole by Anonymous August 12, 2003

smoking a dick 

when someone is acting utterly stupid

"You must be smoking a dick or something"

smoking a dick by whitepoop February 20, 2018

Dick Smoking Gook 

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

Dick Smoking Gook by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

Dick Smoking 

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.

"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"

Dick Smoking by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007