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Alan Smithee

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.
Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.
by Ainrana March 11, 2012
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Smite

the use of god-like force in a way that cleaves,crushes or shatters said object or person.
im going to smite you, i'll smite you in your sleep.
by twisted mitch December 28, 2005
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FIFA smite

1.When playing FIFA and divine intervention prevents you from winning when you clealry were better.
2.Speed Hackers
3.This includes D/C because the other player loses connection.
4. 90th minute goals when u have 60% possetion
5.LOsing Rank points for a 1-1 tie
6.Goals where the AI defenders charge forward all at once thus leaving everyone open.
7.Lagasauraus Rex Noobs
8.Server crash losses when your winning 3-0 and get a loss
9.Missing Off the post more then 4 times in a game then losing by one.
10.Outshooting your oppnent 35-3 and losing 3-1
11. Getting destroyed by the "momentum/scripting engine" int he game for new reason
12. Having the momentum engine screw you over repeatedly for multiple games after the orgina FIFA smite even though it shouldnt carry over.
13. Losing and Having EA blame the server crashing on your internet when u neve rlost connection
14. Own goals where the AI puts it in for you even though you pressed upfield and this goal costs you the game.
15. Losing because you or your oppenent has live season off when you bought it and they score D/C and get a win

16. Losing points on a 3-0 win
17. Losing on a cross that goes in directly, off the post , off a player off the post off your keepers back off the post again
18. Giving up ANY goals to people who run up and down the field after scoring doing all kinds of stupid crap for the full time.
19. Losing to anyone who plays possetion for the whole game because there to scared to play you.
:Senora how do you say fifa smite in spanish me
: IDK what is that
: When God himself rises up and strikes you down and gives u a loss

: WHY DID THAT WORK
: GOD WHY, THERE GOES 70 POINTS
: JOHN : FIFA SMITE
: nO PARTY :(
by Horsemalarky May 11, 2010
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Will Smithers

1) A famously known player around the MMORPG community, who has set over-the-bar achievements that no player can ever dream of reaching. He is also known as Zezima.
"Yo, man. Will Smithers is over there pl0xing it up in the Duel Arena while using the head banging emote."
by Bowjingle June 22, 2011
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Smite

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
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smitten

Even though they had been together for many years he was still so smitten with her internal and external beauty, that notice of another was totally incomprehensible.
by LvrBoy May 30, 2015
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Smitler

Smitler is a replacement name for Hitler so you won't get Demonetised in youtube, it's mostly used by the youtuber Isorrowproductions
It looks like Mr. Smitler here is about to capitulate big ol papa Stalin.
by Drosera August 28, 2020
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