Sergeant Major Instructor Gunnery. With their instantly recognisable white hat they have the ability to scare both Gunner officers and soldiers alike. An excess of technical knowledges leads to quizzing (some may say annoying) the gun position with subjects no ones knows about, and the truth be told, cares about. However when it all goes pete tong they are the first person everyone silently cries help to. Not to be confused with the milkman due to appearence.
infantry officer: Why the fuck is there a milkman on the gun position?
Gunner: no dickhead that's a SMIG
Gunner: no dickhead that's a SMIG
by A gunner February 4, 2010
Get the SMIGmug. A smig is a member of the smiggie balls tribe, lead by the infamous putac. Smig is considered derogatory.
(Smiggie balls is a fictious entity)
Aka it doesn't exist
(Smiggie balls is a fictious entity)
Aka it doesn't exist
by The true God man ( your fake) February 10, 2018
Get the Smigmug. 
The act of smoking. Usually either a joint or a cigarette. When smoking a joint the word "joint" is usually referred to as a "jig" because it sounds awesome. Accordingly, a cigarette would be abbreviated to "cig," in this case. Rarely, a 1337 sector of cool people will use the term before the joint has even been rolled. In this case, rolled becomes, "rig."
(1)"Yo im gonna smig a cig right after we smig the jig."
(2)"Smig a Jig?" "Word."
(3)"Yo, Rig that Jig!"
(2)"Smig a Jig?" "Word."
(3)"Yo, Rig that Jig!"
by liam44 March 30, 2008
Get the smigmug. 
by Dapper.Hailstorm July 3, 2017
Get the Smigmug.