snitchuation

A situation where one knows he will later tattle on someone for their malice.

Accidentally witnessing Bernice bury her baby has quite the snitchuation.

by PoopMongrel April 3, 2015

snitchuation

A situation where one knows he will later tattle on someone for their malice.

Accidentally witnessing Bernice bury her baby has quite the snitchuation.

by PoopMongrel April 3, 2015

stickuation

a sticky situation in which you are about to engage in sexual activities

jon is about to have sex with his girlfriend and he wants his friend out of his room:
jon: nate get out, this is about to be a very stickuation

nate: okay just make sure you clean up.

by jon and nate April 25, 2011

Snitchuation

1.A set of circumstances in which one finds oneself or someone else to be a snitch.

2.a location or surrounding where someone was found to be a dirty snitchbag deluxe

Have you heard about the latest (snitchuation) at Snitchville estates?

by Trappedinthesystem January 14, 2017

snitchuation

An unfortunate development that occurs due to someone's either having tattled on you, or having stolen one or more objects.

Certain overzealous co-workers may be tempted to snitch on someone if they see him snitch one of the boss's donuts, but this favor-seeking action can lead to said busted pastry-thief's resentfully retaliating on said snitch, and the resulting snitchuation can then quickly escalate into an ugly full-blown snitching-war!

by QuacksO October 3, 2019

stitchuation

A humiliating debacle resulting from a sewing-related issue.

Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

smituation

A dilemma regarding an unexpected crush on someone.

My buddies and I went to rescue a lady-hiker today, but then one of said mushy-hearted dudes fell in love wif said "damsel in distress" while we were transporting her back to da parking-lot, and so he doesn't wanna leave her now dat hospital folks have arrived --- what a smituation! I'll go talk to da paramedics and ask if he can ride along wif her in da ambulance.

by QuacksO July 13, 2023