smeat

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

Wow Colby Mannino has a Smeat!

by Macmarkinz October 4, 2007

smeat

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

by I AM McGehee, Dammit! August 2, 2007

smeat

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

by connor808 February 4, 2009

Smeat

a small dick and/or an insult

Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat

by smeatleb August 22, 2011

smeat

sweaty feet

omg! i smeatted in my shoes

by teresa cabrera January 13, 2009

smeat

A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass

Smeats ass is the sexy!!!

by Jim trawler May 10, 2007

smeat

a combination of neat and sweet
especially when your at padonia, everythings smeat

"Wow dude that flip was friggin SMEAT!"

by thesmeatlife June 30, 2007