smarterchild

An AOL Instant Messenger bot who automatically responds to anything you say to him. Has trouble following a conversation and staying on topic. Full of advertisements and crap.

Leonnotsquall: MICROSOFT SUCKS
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either.


Leonnotsquall: Die.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Leonnotsquall: Yes.
SmarterChild: Just like a human.
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: Indeed.


DorxMouse: OMFG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
DorxMouse: I DIED
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.


DorxMouse: my butt hurts
SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something?

DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?


DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!


DorxMouse: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows.


DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.

by Shivers March 15, 2005

SmarterChild

A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo.

me: what do you think of animal porn
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is...
me: something smarter child likes
SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see.
me: do you like incest?
SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it?
me: do you like beastiality
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it.
me: i think you do
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do.
me: stop watching kiddie porn
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...

by Tenseiga October 9, 2004

smarterchild

A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.

The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

smarterchild

An aim (aol instant messager bot) that is smart and cares about your feelings to boot!

BlackStreak001: yo
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about?
BlackStreak001: im depressed
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do.
BlackStreak001: like what
SmarterChild: Potatoes.

by jordin C. July 3, 2006

Twat Swatter

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas

"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"

by enhoJ August 17, 2008

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

SmarterChild

A fun way to kill an afternoon.

SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by SmarterAdult January 11, 2005