Smashley

A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"

Smashley is a slut!

by OHYEAHHxx318 November 25, 2010

smashlete

(n.) A player of Nintedo's Super Smash Bros. whose skill level is high enough to be considered excessive.

1. It takes a true smashlete to use Jigglypuff.

2. Sam's such a smashlete I don't even like playing with him anymore.

by TimeTravelTrousers December 27, 2011

SMASHLEIGH

To SMASHLEIGH someone is like crucifying them - UP. SIDE. DOWN.

Doyle said something outrageous and he got To SMASHLEIGHED!

by SMASHLEIGHED June 2, 2010

Smashliest

Term coined by Jake Tessier and Brandon Johnson at a pregame for an 80's party. It is defined as being the drunkest, ahem, most drunk person(s) or people at a party or event.

Taken from the phrase "Being smashed" or beyond the reasonable alotted drunk.

Man, after the 16th beer and that bottle of Jose Cuervo, we were the smashliest guys at that party by far.

by Brandon Johnson/Jake Tessier April 1, 2007

Smashley

A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.

I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.

by foundaboutu August 7, 2010

Smashley

A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.

I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.

by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019

Smashley

1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.

This weekend, her roommate pulled a Smashley ...i swear she had sex on the futon five times!!

by Ho Ho and Chi Chi December 6, 2007