A very sexy human being
"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"
by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021
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2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag
by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011
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A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
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Function: noun
Date: 21st century
1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.
Function: noun
Date: 21st century
1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.
I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.
by vvdvla December 14, 2008
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