by dddefinition September 23, 2014
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type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)
also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).
see also "suicide car"
type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)
also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).
see also "suicide car"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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1. A better alternative to the "punch buggy"/"slug bug" game. Instead of yelling "punch buggy"/"slug bug" when a Volkswagen bug is seen, you yell "smart car!" and proceed to kick the nearest person in the nuts, even if you are driving or the nearest person to you is driving. If the person who is to be kicked is a girl, a kick in the ovaries works just as well.
2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.
2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.
1.Jon: "Hey, isn't that one of those new fuel-efficient...
Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*
Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!
2. *Awkward silence*...
Kenny: Smart Car!
Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*
Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!
2. *Awkward silence*...
Kenny: Smart Car!
by nukums6 March 30, 2009
Get the smart car mug.Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010
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A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.
A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.
Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient
SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.
*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*
SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.
*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*
by MK the Political Scientist March 14, 2010
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"That guy over there reading Kafka and studying for his mid-terms while listening to hardcore music on his iPod totally has full sleeve tattoos and great hair; he must be smartcore."
by Briana W December 5, 2007
Get the smartcore mug.did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011
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