smarm

The weird gunk inbetween your keyboard keys. Originated in My Pants, the Brotherhood 2.0 forum circa August 2, 2007.

"I turned my keyboard upside down and shook it and all the smarm fell out onto the floor. GROSS!"

by Ianthe August 4, 2007

smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

smarm-splain

To explain something like a total dick

"In a response to Ted Cruz, Mark Hamill said: Thanks for smarm-splaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again."

by Ivan TheModeratelyTerrible December 18, 2017

smarm music

The far opposite of grunge music. A music genre that has been popularized by such artists as Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Jasom Mraz and Norah Jones; has been recently copied and imitated by a whole new crop of musicians. "Feel good" music characterized by acoustic guitars, highly polished radio friendly sound and dry raspy nasal voices.

Annoying ditzy girl: Heyyy boy! I bought extra tickets to the Grand Oaks Pussy Music Festival at Club Tres Chic. You wanna come?

Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!

by da troof hurts October 23, 2012

Butt Smarm

Butt Smarm (but SmARm), n. Butt smarm can be produced by the actions of both male, and females alike. However, there must be at least ONE male paricipant. It is the production fluid, or anal afterbirth, of sex (position vairied) involving A. an anus, and B. a Penis. Butt smarm itself is a fluid that consists of: 1. Lubricant 2. Blood 3. Crap 4. Semen.

"That was some good log'jammin, but you got butt smarm all over my new abercrombie shirt!!!"

by Scott The Fox May 4, 2005

Smarm

Eww! Over rated self indulging individual who thinks higher of himself then socially acceptable and lives off his parents good name in the community.

Honey , don’t marry that guy he is a smarm

by Ytownoldie December 22, 2021

smarm

Slang for skinny white kids that do cross country. Often seen in the library playing dumb iOS games. Normally have overbearing mothers that are cunts

Shut the SMARM up

by ajdsklanklsd; May 28, 2017