smarm 

The weird gunk inbetween your keyboard keys. Originated in My Pants, the Brotherhood 2.0 forum circa August 2, 2007.

"I turned my keyboard upside down and shook it and all the smarm fell out onto the floor. GROSS!"

smarm by Ianthe August 4, 2007

smarm 

Slang for skinny white kids that do cross country. Often seen in the library playing dumb iOS games. Normally have overbearing mothers that are cunts

Shut the SMARM up

smarm by ajdsklanklsd; May 28, 2017

Smarm 

Eww! Over rated self indulging individual who thinks higher of himself then socially acceptable and lives off his parents good name in the community.

Honey , don’t marry that guy he is a smarm

Smarm by Ytownoldie December 22, 2021

Smarm 

A slang word that is the combination of the words "Small" and "Farm"

"I love our smarm town!"

Smarm by Hasaki I Guess April 1, 2024

smarm alarm 

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

smarm alarm by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

smarm-splain

To explain something like a total dick

"In a response to Ted Cruz, Mark Hamill said: Thanks for smarm-splaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again."

smarm-splain by Ivan TheModeratelyTerrible December 18, 2017

smarm music 

The far opposite of grunge music. A music genre that has been popularized by such artists as Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Jasom Mraz and Norah Jones; has been recently copied and imitated by a whole new crop of musicians. "Feel good" music characterized by acoustic guitars, highly polished radio friendly sound and dry raspy nasal voices.

Annoying ditzy girl: Heyyy boy! I bought extra tickets to the Grand Oaks Pussy Music Festival at Club Tres Chic. You wanna come?

Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!

smarm music by da troof hurts October 23, 2012