1.Noun. The penile secretions of a feverish or high-temperature person.
2. The sticky adhesive that conjoins two or more pages of a porno-mag after a person has been in the restroom for too long.
2. The sticky adhesive that conjoins two or more pages of a porno-mag after a person has been in the restroom for too long.
1. He just wanted to put the tip in, but I could already feel the smagma on my va jay jay.
2. I really wanted to read that article in Playboy, but I couldn't get to it with all the smagma keeping the pages together.
2. I really wanted to read that article in Playboy, but I couldn't get to it with all the smagma keeping the pages together.
by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009
smagma is the juicy secreations that looks like cheese around the mushroom head of a penis. Smagma Muncher is the act of making a hearty snack of smagma cheese balls
Anna Nicole's husband was so old she was known as a smagma muncher when she sucked his dick off, clearly the reason she has baboobs from to much protein.
see also baboobs
see also baboobs
by Chris Turner March 27, 2005
Smagma dripcup orgien smartmove: i smack my bitch up with my smagma dripcup, kinda like a bib its a protecture from that evil smagma. Nobody like getting smagma on them. Words from the book of brackenism.
I smack my bitch up with my smagma dripcup
by Brackenism December 04, 2018
Often mistaken for the more popular cousin term, ‘Smegma’, this term is used to describe the amalgamated residue (consisting mainly of semen, sweat, bacteria, and urine) of an obese uncircumcised man’s foreskin which has heated up so intensely that the smegma liquifies. The cause of the heat is from his absurdly gross obesity placing core-of-the-Earth level pressure on his genital area.
“Nurse? Nurse! Code Blue. I need a bigger mop for this absurdly obese patient’s smagma leak... No, not smegma, I said SMAGMA. This is the real deal.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
A term used by pokemon trainers across the world referring to the semen or smegma of a Charizard, who's internal temperatures are comparable to molten magma.
"Did you you know? Cupping the balls makes the smagma hotter!"
"Ooh yes! Your smagma is boiling hot, let it all out!"
"Charizard, use smagma slap!!!"
"Ooh yes! Your smagma is boiling hot, let it all out!"
"Charizard, use smagma slap!!!"
by Gobo III December 02, 2024
A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.
by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023
I had to visit the ER after my roommatedumped a pot of his smagma onto my torso while I was napping on the sofa
by Girrrrrth January 11, 2021