sacond

A measurement of time during a blowjob.

seeing it was his first bj, it only took him a couple saconds to finish.

by qb603 December 23, 2013

Smazong

Smazong is a word used to describe something that is super cool or amazing.

that is one SMAZONG booty.

by flyinkoala98 July 9, 2020

Smecond

A Mexican second. This occurs when one says they will be "a second", but end up taking much, much longer. This is in reference to the sad tale of a man who went to Mexico for two weeks in order to get his condo fixed up, and none of the Mexican workers he hired showed up on time.

Sarah is getting ready for a date with Maxwell. Max arrives and Sarah tells Max,"Wait just a second." When Sarah is finally prepared, twenty minutes have passed. Max then comments cleverly, "Wait just a second? That was more like a smecond, Sarah!" And then they laugh gaily.

by Sailor V October 14, 2006

smacknuts

1.) a total douchewad.
2.) Cock-hungry rooster fucker.
3.) Glass-pane eating shitgoober.

"Yo, that fucking dicksocket is a total smacknuts."

by jpt June 1, 2007

smackne

The acne-like effect produced from shooting up heroin (smack) in multiple places on your arm. The needle puncture marks cause this effect.

Jim tried to tell his parole officer he wasn't stoned, but the smackne on his arms was a dead giveaway.

by woodinville, bitch August 29, 2005

smacronym

An acronym that disses or satires the commonly associated acronym. So instead of NBA meaning "national basketball association" it could be "nothing but airheads."

FEMA - Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.

by Adel7 January 12, 2008

Shaconomy

Short form for the sharing economy eco system. The shaconomy encompasses all aspects of gig economy and shareable asset economy.

The shaconomy is growing at an extreme pace. More and more people live their day to day lives utilitizing at least a few shaconomy apps.

by GVDH176 September 24, 2017