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slut machine 

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!
slut machine by Snarpan June 13, 2017
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Las Vegas Slut Machine 

On the 69th floor of the Cosmopolitan balcony suite, take a huge line of coke and spread it on his penis. Do a line and then pop a bottle champagne over her booty. Quick balcony blowjob then he finishes on your arm. Then make a line with the black card on your arm with the semen, while he yells Jackpot!
Last years on New Years Eve, I met a Las Vegas Slut Machine.
Las Vegas Slut Machine by KingSlut September 27, 2018

Slotmachine 

A 'slotmachine' is a woman's cleavage. Can only occur in women who have fairly large breasts. Cougars often use their 'slotmachines' to attract young, wealthy men.
Dude, look at her!
I know man, check out her slotmachine!
Oh man, that's gnarly...
Slotmachine by Reeves69 December 6, 2010