A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise

little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy

saginaw slush puppy by Dangerous Dirk February 5, 2008

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Vladimir Slush Puppy

The act of suckling on a Russian women's breasts in sub-zero conditions

bro this Serbian chick just gave me her Vladimir Slush Puppy

Vladimir Slush Puppy by Kamikazipug October 3, 2020

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mile high slush puppy

when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed

captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog

mile high slush puppy by dickspanner August 24, 2010

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Interracial Slush Puppy

A black male anally fucks a white girl, mexican girl, muslim girl, and an asian girl. After ejaculation in each ass the girl then shits into a slush puppy cup. After all the shit is collected, the girls drink up.

DeSean: What is your favorite slush puppy flavor?
Megan: An Interracial Slush Puppy.

DeSean: Stay thirsty my friends.

Interracial Slush Puppy by Kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011

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