Slurpacious

to be slurped well

Wow, that lemonade was slurpacious

by TheSugarGlider March 14, 2019

Slutuation

1) A girl coming on to a guy hard, sometimes unwanted
2) A slutty situation
3) An event (often sorority related) in which many girls are wearing little clothing and looking to get some

1) Tim: Hey Bob, I think we need to go find another party with Ron.
Bob: What? We just got here!
Tim: Yeah but we hafta save Ron from this slutuation. She's ugly.

2) She got trashed and hooked up with all those dudes she met on the street - what a slutuation.

3) Hey man, you gotta get over here now! It's a perfect slutuation!

by Psyko1 July 18, 2011

-sturbation

A suffix indicating that an awesome time was had. Popularized by SMBC comics.

"I just had a cock-sturbation!"

by DMeisterMan May 11, 2010

slutnation

A group of unsightly abominable young woman who believe they are the preeminent female extension of Regis Hall. Not only are they known as the most unattractive girls floor in Regis but their ring leader, who can be mistaken for a hobgoblin, is a sight for sore eyes.

"Damn, that girl just did Hargrave, she must be from Slutnation."

by Father Von Arx S.J. April 24, 2008

mime-sturbation

a deliberately half-hearted performance of masturbation, executed at the behest of a sexual partner for whom this is an alleged turn on

yeah, i ended up doing a mime-sturbation because he kept bugging me to, saying it would excite him

by beebeediva August 8, 2011

Slutuation

the act of a man having fun...meeting a woman and dating her. He then has his life ruined cuz she's fucking half the guys she works with and trying for all the others she knows. A complete attention monger.

Johnny met a girl and thought he had a nice girl named Jess O. Now he's in a real slutuation cuz she fucks all the boys at work and lies about it

by JayKohan September 4, 2013

splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023