SLURMS

''Stop being such a slurms.''
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''You're being such a slurms, just get over it!''

by ten hairy toes December 05, 2005

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slurm

someone who tries to get by without doing any work. Lazy.

John is being such a slurm today.

He has been slurming around the house all day.

Slurm of the month

Slurm is worm as sloth is to slow.

by Shar-ron August 14, 2008

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like felching...the act of sucking jism out of your partners butthole after busting a huge wad in it

I fucked Mary in the starfish and dumped a huge load in her guts. I had a straw nearby and so I slurmed it....

by Headshok62 August 26, 2008

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noun: sunscreen
verb: put on sunscreen (or any other squishy lotion)

Don't forget to slurm before going to the pool

by kim brown July 14, 2003

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An incredibly fat girl exposing her fat rolls through her upper-body clothing.

Ah mate, did you see her fat rolls...she's a proper Slurm Queen!

by JH'82 May 08, 2007

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The warm leftover milk, left in a nearly empty glass, bottle or carton.

by donkeyboy August 16, 2003

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Energy drink. Like on Futurama that alien slug slime frye got all tweaked out on and addicted to

I chugged a couple cans of slurm and got wound for sound.

by BigNiggaDingDong March 21, 2023

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