Started from the green welcoming hills of Santa Rosa, California. It implies that you are high and drunk at the same time.
by Peter Carlson April 4, 2005
Get the slurkedmug. someone (particularly female) who tries to make friends with everyone, and abandoning their real friends in the progress but when the he/she loses contact with these new friends, tries to befriend the old ones again.
Gabriella moved me down on her top friends the other day, did she move you down too?
Yeah.
I bet she will try and be friends with us again when her new friends realise what a slurk she is.
Yeah.
I bet she will try and be friends with us again when her new friends realise what a slurk she is.
by johnnnn56789 December 16, 2008
Get the slurkmug. This is an awkward, off-balance action where a person or animal sort of slides and scoots at the same time with one leg kind of sticking-out to the side and one leg folded underneath where most of the locomotion is generated by both hands and one knee....or both hands and the ass.
1. The baby slurked across the deck in efforts to fall down the stairs into the yard.
2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.
2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.
by Acebinkley September 3, 2005
Get the Slurkmug. This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.
by Ted April 21, 2003
Get the slurkingmug. by angel aka the coolest person e September 14, 2022
Get the slurk gangmug. A slurk is a person who always want a little piece of something but never contribute to it.
The piece that the slurk takes is so small so the slurks can convince them self not to contribute.
The piece that the slurk takes is so small so the slurks can convince them self not to contribute.
by Arshutt July 2, 2020
Get the Slurkmug. The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.
Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.
by azvalley66 April 16, 2025
Get the SLURKINGmug.