Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

alpine slucking

The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.

Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?

Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.

Sledder 1: ...

by fornicatia January 4, 2010

Street Slurping

The opposite of road head. The act of getting your pussy licked while driving.

She received some nice street slurping while she was driving her boyfriend to school.

"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"

by EHarps and Walldeezy March 12, 2014

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Slurping Oyster

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.

Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.

by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014

slurring

"to pronounce (a syllable, word, etc.) incorrectly by combining, reducing, or omitting sounds, as in hurried or careless utterance."

basically, you're drunk as fuck and you mess up your speech, playa.

me: i can't get too drunk, i'm cathy-lock...i'll go to hell!!
michelle: take the brandy away from her, she's slurring.

incorrect: cathy-lock
correct: Catholic

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006