Shurkey

A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.

hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!

by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021

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slurky

To creep or crawl close to the ground. One who's manner is to crawl or creep in a lowly fashion is one who is bring (slurkish).

The coyote crossed the road in a slurky manner..

by Nathangel March 2, 2016

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SlurkeDurk

SlurkeDurk is a term used to describe the action where a human being returns to lie in bed and fall asleep, but still half awake, after they’ve ate breakfast. This human being is usually accompanied by at least two other human beings, though everybody lie in different beds and no sexual activities are performed.

Johnny can’t meet for lunch. He’s having a SlurkeDurk with Emily and Sam.

by PowerDefinitions101 August 12, 2020

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Snurkey

When you go to fist bump your friend and one person turkeys you and the other person snails you and you end up high-fiving

Alexa: "Hey let's fist bump"
Leia: "Yeah!"

*They both go in for the fist bump*
Alexa: *Turkeys the fist bump*
Leia: *Snails the fist bump*
*They end up high-fiving (a Snurkey)*
Both: "OMG!!!!! hahahah!"
Alexa: "I can't believe we just snurkied!"

by snurkeysnurk321 November 9, 2022

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