go get smurfed

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005

Smurfed

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

by Matthew B December 5, 2004

Slurred Edge

Originated from the punk/metal scene. Slurred Edge is the philosophy that life is too short to spend it doing activities you hate or living by a moral code defined by someone else; that people should engage in activities that make them happy. This may mean drinking until you throw up, eating meat, smoking, going to work hungover, staying out all night, being promiscuous, causing mischief or any other activity, these are the uncondemnable choices of the individual.

Slurred Edge is a movement in assertive response to the Straight Edge movement wherein people disrespect others who's lifestyle choices conflict with their own. The movement is represented by the Infinity symbol and many followers of the Slurred Edge movement are often seen with this symbol tattooed somewhere on their person.

"We're Slurred Edge, go and be boring somewhere else."

by Lamozoid April 6, 2010

scurfed

When something is both scuffed and cursed at the same time

Sweetie you know i love you, but that bowl cut is scurfed

by the_hoffmann April 29, 2019

slurped out

dick riding, dick sucking, fanned out

boy yo ass slurped out

by TalibanDae January 2, 2023

slurved

when something, such as a pencil, is shoved up your nose really hard causing pain and possibly tears.

Chris accidently slurved the girl with the huge nose with his pencil because she was in his face.

by Sarrahhh May 20, 2007

slurred

when you're more then tipsy, but not quite drunk.

i'm only slurred, pass me another beer!

by Izzy T June 6, 2010