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sludge hummer 

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.
First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!
sludge hummer by Drew Bob September 18, 2008

sledge hammer crotch 

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

Tangerine Sledge Hammer 

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.
Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

Siberian Sledge Hammer 

When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick
"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."
Siberian Sledge Hammer by scizzott November 13, 2007

The Roman Sledge Hammer 

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

Swing the Sledge Hammer 

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!