Slowpoke

Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.

1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"

by Wordcreator123bxtch August 22, 2011

Slowpoke

A water/psychic type Pokemon with the Pokedex no. 079. introduced in Kanto. It can evolve into Slowbro by leveling up to lvl 38, or Slowking from gen 2 on by being traded whilst holding a King's Rock. In is also an internet meme. It is commonly believed that, alongside Exeggutor, to be the best Pokemon ever.

Me: Slowpoke and Exeggutor are such great Pokemon, right guys?
Everyone: Shut up, genwunner

by Teeser May 29, 2017

slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

by Fete October 19, 2005

slowpoke

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.

MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail

by ben-unit April 18, 2006

Slowpok

Slowpok (Slow-Pock) - Screaming the word Slowpoke at someone in anger, but not finishing the word.

"Don't be such an idiot, hurry up you fucking Slowpok."

by schweigert January 2, 2009

slowpoking

Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.

"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."

by slaking November 1, 2014

slowpoke

v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion

"Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke"

by Optik May 11, 2006