slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

by Fete October 19, 2005

Slowpass

The term used to describe the action of passing a bong/pipe to a fellow smoker.

Did you see that slowpass? it took like 20 seconds............man.

by Psynth April 10, 2010

slowghost

When the person that you're dating slowly stops communicating with you instead of just dumping you outright.

Joe: I've been trying to get Mary to go out on a date with me for two weeks now, but she's taking forever to respond and barely responding to my texts.
Carl: She's slowghosting you. Take the hint.

by qweqwe321 April 12, 2017

Slophole

A particularly wet, or sloppy, vagina. Frequently indicative of a vagina that has seen much ill use.

I am sure that woman of ill repute has quite a slophole.

by The Surly Fat Man December 18, 2005

Slowpokewhore

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

by jillstraw February 19, 2010

slophmore

the name Slophmore, originally patented at JJHS, refers to a slut girl or slut group of girls in tenth grade. these girls usually have low self esteem, so their appeal is usually to older guys in the senior class. each monday you should look forward hearing a new story about which stupid girl sucked which douche bag jock's dick. these girls will typically grow up failing as gold diggers because they lack in good looks. you may find them in a trailer park with the rest of their illiterate family, usually headed by of one of the failed high school jocks whos priorities are yelling obscenities and drinking crap beer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how that slophmore ate that guys shit on saterday night?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, what a dumb bitch."

by hahastupidslophs January 15, 2010

slophound

Someone who has a foul or objectionable appearance or demeanor.

She's such a slophound; she'll have butt sex with anybody.

by SpermWaffle420 July 30, 2009