Slow Ass Hoe

Someone who takes much longer than they should to complete any simple task.

Jeff is such a Slow Ass Hoe. He went to go wash his hands 20 minutes ago and he's still not back.

by pvrismore December 3, 2016

Slobass

A person who consistantly leaves a trail of messes where ever he or she goes.

Jodi is a slobass becuase there is a trail of tootsie roll wrapers leading to her bedroom

by Max O'Roark January 2, 2006

Slow Ass Gingy

One of the most important creatures Known to man, Sexy Animal

Bob- Hey I saw a Slow Ass Gingy Yesterday.
John-Wow I bet you got a hard on

by BoomBox420 July 23, 2009

Slopass

When someone scores a bullshit goal in any games of the popular FIFA series. A slopass goal generally occurs when the ball bounces off multiple players and/or weird angles that conclude in a goal for the slopass player. This leaves the player on the opposing team in a stupor of amazent as they simultaneously delve into anger and throw shit across the room followed by screams and loud cussing.

Many games including those that involve sports have slopass characteristics. FIFA is just an excellent example along with most anything commisioned by EA Sports

Kevin : Wow I can't believe Kyle just scored that slopass goal on Walt in FIFA 11, he just kicked the TV and threw the controller into the wall.

Walt: %#$# off Kevin

by Classless023 October 31, 2011

slowarse

Somebody who is at one with their 'can't be arsed' thoughts

I'm a slowarse when it comes to paying bills

by dontknowwhatnext October 28, 2013

Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.

1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023