Sloshage

When carrying a liquid in an open container (cup, pan, bucket, etc.), the amount that ends up on the floor due to you're failure to keep the damn cup steady

"When you're carrying a pan of water, the sloshage is much greater than in a cup of water."

by SirVimes January 16, 2009

Smashface

When you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.

"I was checking out this girl in line. She was so hot, until she turned around. The bitch had smashface!"

by BigHairyCanary June 15, 2014

splashface

Its a website you search up and it takes you to a (not secure for some reason) nickelodeon website, its what the show “victorious” would tell you to go to after every episode.

dude 1: hey last night i watched victorious and they told me to check out splashface! pretty sick!
dude 2: splashface? ive never heard of it since i never watch victorious
dude 1: well it told me the website was not secure so ill probably get a virus cya

by bug..bug June 6, 2021

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

smashface

An ese(Chinese,Japanese, vietnamese... basically anybody without eyelids)

Look at that smashfaced chink that just washed up on shore.

by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 10, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

smashface

This ugly bitch who got her face smash skinky wink wink she ugly. She be nasty and shit, Lauren she she like BBC because only retarded bitches like BBC

I'm lauren grasher I like BBC and my face got smashed hilfe mich

by South Meck Sadist Tom Skinner March 13, 2004