Sloshed

When a person is very intoxicated/drunk

"Dude, Max and I got so sloshed lastnight at Keith's party!"

by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008

Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

Sloshed

A terms for being very under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I was 'sloshed' that night at Bennys.

by FontE November 5, 2003

sloshed

To get so merrily inebriated on alcohol that you to do things you wouldn't normally do.

I was so sloshed I ate a Kebab and woke up next to a Monster.

by ozzymandius June 23, 2007

sloshed sunday

A term for drinking on sundays. Others call it sober sunday, but we hardcore kids know better.

College Kid: Ayo! Its Sloshed Sunday lets get fucked up!
College kid 2: No man, we get fucked up on fridays, tonight we gettin SLOSHY!

by -OuTrageous May 21, 2006

Sloshed

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in a box of Bud Ice.

Dude I went to the movie theater last night and got so fucking sloshed!

by SloshedMan07 June 29, 2008

Sloshed Saturday

since you are fucked up since Friday, obviously, this is the continuation and prior to slammered Sunday

Let's drink and be drunk! It's Sloshed Saturday dude!

by jeniXOXO_ February 27, 2014