slorp

literally anything outside of eating or drinking.

"John is slorped at dinner."
"What, he wasn't hungry OR thirsty?"

by IceLaic June 18, 2017

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

Saturday Slorp

A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.

Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.

by Thic Bird the Choo Choo Train September 2, 2020

sleep slorp

to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.

me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

sleep slorp

a random phrase to say when you have nothing to say

“sleep slorp”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

Slorp

The action of dragging your vagina across the bed after sexual activities leaving a trail of slime similar to a snail. Your vagina suctions to the bed (or floor) and you must use a spatula to pop it off and break the slorp seal of suction. Also referred to as poppin the pancake.

Person 1: I’ve gotta to use the restroom now.

Person 2: Damn! Look at that slorp!

Person 1: Awe, can you grab the spatula?!
Person 2: Here ya go, pop that pancake baby!

by Dollsteak October 21, 2022