Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012

Sporking

An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.

Jessica: Cool.

by quockmacs December 22, 2009

Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.

Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.

by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018

storking

stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.

Conner quit storking your dick you tool.

by brantford winstonworth TGOPBB April 26, 2011

slworking

Slacking while working. Goofing off and/or slacking while at work.

Sitting at your desk at work with your feet up, surfing the Internet instead of working, sleeping in your cubicle or office, etc.

My favorite form of slworking is to put my feet up on my desk and chill while at work.

by Slworking July 25, 2007

Slowking

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.

You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?

by Slowking March 30, 2009

Sloring

A derivative of the word "slore" that combines "slut" and "whore" to describe an extremely promiscuous woman. Sloring is defined as being lazy, doing nothing, laying around without accomplishing any goals, and generally being a bum.

"Dude if you stopped sloring around the house all day and actually filled out an application or two, maybe you'd get a job."

"I was just at home sloring, when my ex called me up for a bootycall, hot dickings i thought, so she came over and i got a blowjob out of the whole ordeal."♠

by Cursiv3 February 12, 2009