by Anonymous October 11, 2003
Get the sloppy seconds mug.This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.
by Tyronefy January 14, 2018
Get the Satans Sloppy Seconds mug.1. Going after a friend's ex
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.
1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"
by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017
Get the Sloppy Seconds mug.by Matt787878 December 9, 2008
Get the Sloppy Seconds mug.1)When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner.
Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.
2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.
Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.
2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.
1: Tom and David both had sex with Jenny last night but David got sloppy seconds because he was younger.
2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.
2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.
by crew8221 March 9, 2004
Get the sloppy seconds mug.It is when a bloke fucks a girls pussy or ass a short time after a previous bloke has fucked the same girl - with the first bloke shooting his cum inside her pussy or ass. As such, the second bloke is fucking something that is all wet and sloppy - hense 'sloppy seconds'.
It requires the girl not to clean herself after the first fuck, thus for the first blokes cum to still be inside her - acting as lubrication. In both cases, the blokes must fuck her bareback (without a condom) for a sloppy seconds to be experienced.
It requires the girl not to clean herself after the first fuck, thus for the first blokes cum to still be inside her - acting as lubrication. In both cases, the blokes must fuck her bareback (without a condom) for a sloppy seconds to be experienced.
I myself enjoy a good sloppy seconds. There's nothing better than arranging for a girl to get fucked bareback, so I can be next - so as to shag her sloppy pussy or ass.
I prefer it when I get to watch the first bloke shagging, so as to see him climax - shooting his load inside her, then pulling out, with his cum dripping out! That's when I stick my dick inside her, pushing the first guys cum back into her - the feeling of her all wet, having just been shagged, is fantastic!
I prefer it when I get to watch the first bloke shagging, so as to see him climax - shooting his load inside her, then pulling out, with his cum dripping out! That's when I stick my dick inside her, pushing the first guys cum back into her - the feeling of her all wet, having just been shagged, is fantastic!
by Ecoshite November 14, 2007
Get the Sloppy Seconds mug.Alas, this word has now leaked into general usage and people are taking it to mean 'ill-fitting hand-me-downs'.
Get the truth out. It does actually having sex with a woman who has just had (obviously unproteced) sex with another man for the simple joy of sliding about in his juices mixed with hers.
Get the truth out. It does actually having sex with a woman who has just had (obviously unproteced) sex with another man for the simple joy of sliding about in his juices mixed with hers.
by Raversaur February 9, 2005
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