Slapheading

Like happy slapping but for slapheads (bald people). The idea of the game is to slap as many bald people on the head before being caught and maybe pumbled. The best players slap and make a quick getaway.

"I dare you to play slapheading."

"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"

"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."

by GamesMaster36 March 8, 2022

slaphead

Slaphead can affectionately point out something stupid done by yourself or a colleague. Its that moment when you realise the problem you have spent ages trying to find is discovered and its soo simple or soo stupid and soo obvious.
Its that point whn you mentally hit yourself and say something like D'oh

I'm having a slaphead momoent: used in the context to explain to a colleague why you have just done something silly. Similar to senior moment or blonde moment, but without the justification of being elderly or blonde.

"Our nominee for slaphead of the week is........". Used in the context of a project review meeting for this weeks most idiotic error

by markwjames January 14, 2006

slaphead

someone who is soooo stupid you have to slap them in the head

You are such a slaphead

by sam101lol March 15, 2004

slaphead

1. noun. One who warrants slapping one's head in frustration over. example 1. Sometimes this can be used in the first person. see example 2

2. noun. One who merits a sound slap on the head. An idiot. see example 1

3. verb. The action of slapping one's head in frustration over the actions of another (or one's self).

1. "He is a complete and utter Slaphead"

2. "I am such a slapead."

by Mudhooks January 27, 2004

slaphead sprouting

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

sloghead

1: the state of having excessive slog in your head
2: being inept, foolish, moronic, or existing in any other state of little to no intellegence
3: general insult

A: Well your mom's a slut!
B: Well you're a sloghead!
A: oh damn, I got boned
B: yes you did, yes you did.

by Rob April 4, 2005

slowhead

a slowhead is a person who has been taking way too many drugs and takes like an hour for them to form a sentence.

1: I... Want... To... Go... To... Mac... Don... alds...
2: Fuckin slowhead!
1: what?...
2: *sigh...*

by Purpose Inc. May 14, 2017