Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021
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when you go to a party and all of the people are incredibly wasted. all of the girls are getting sleezy, the noise levels are way too high, its really hot from all of the sweating people, and the cops could be showing up any time.
when you go to a party and all of the people are incredibly wasted. all of the girls are getting sleezy, the noise levels are way too high, its really hot from all of the sweating people, and the cops could be showing up any time.
by boratkstand October 16, 2006
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A collaborative effort that becomes more work than it needs to be do to conflicting interests. As the number of people that are working on a project increases, clarity and speed of the project reduces, as errors, and inconsistencies increase.
This open source project has become a "slogfest"
by shimlysho August 4, 2016
Get the slogfest mug.A new form of freeride mountain biking. The course usually includes jumps, drops, wallrides and ladder bridges. Riders usually pull BMX style tricks off the jumps and drops. The Slopestyle scene exploded back in 2004 when Paul Basagoitia won the 2004 Kokanee Crankworx Slopestyle in Whistler.
by marzocchi66 December 2, 2007
Get the Slopestyle mug.The procedure in which a large African American gathers/collects the trickling residue from his armpits and deposits into cup. Now a Swedish back-packer plucks several pubic hairs from her vaginal crevasse and at the same time, releases natural (yet tasty) liquid flatulence into the same cup. Thus creating the first of 10 ingredients.
2. Horse-radish
3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's)
4. Pepper + Salt
5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop.
6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma)
7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease.
8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis)
9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents.
10. 10ml of water (no more, no less)
This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).
2. Horse-radish
3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's)
4. Pepper + Salt
5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop.
6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma)
7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease.
8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis)
9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents.
10. 10ml of water (no more, no less)
This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).
"Wanna come to my shlopfest tonight Gazza?"
"ahhh, yeah what is it?"
"Search 'Schlopfest' on UrbanDictionary.com"
*later, after Gazza searches this definition*
"Sure brew, im in, do u want me to bring the shloppy sauce or the dingle-berries, I dont mind"
"Naa thats fine, I already have them in ample supply, you just bring the water yeah?"
"Alright, sounds good"
"Anyways, how was your day?"
(Conversation continues...)
Shlop
"ahhh, yeah what is it?"
"Search 'Schlopfest' on UrbanDictionary.com"
*later, after Gazza searches this definition*
"Sure brew, im in, do u want me to bring the shloppy sauce or the dingle-berries, I dont mind"
"Naa thats fine, I already have them in ample supply, you just bring the water yeah?"
"Alright, sounds good"
"Anyways, how was your day?"
(Conversation continues...)
Shlop
by Bethwaite August 2, 2010
Get the Shlopfest mug.Sloopfest. When after a night of drinking, you visit a public restroom, leaving your friends at the table, thinking you will only be a few minutes, however taking a long messy journey down a watery slippery poop trail....not able to leave cause the tap won't shut off.
by Madjohnston June 28, 2017
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Hey, Burrows - quit playing with your little pencil dick before I go to your house and fuck your mother! We gotta get ready to throw some fucking snow. Gonna be a fucking slogfest, ya fucking cunt! Your sister's a whore!
by harlestown February 4, 2025
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