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sloop

A vagina that hangs open freely.
With all the guys you have banged, I bet your sloop cant even hold back a piss anymore.
by Adam Harigast February 2, 2005
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Sloop

Sloop is a more quirkier manner of suggesting one is in an excessive need of sleep but is present in a gathering of friends, and so, painfully refrains oneself from passing out at any given moment because of the lack of sleep, and proceeds to joke around, telling people he/she needs to “sloop” laughs, and ones friends join him/her with laughter, but we all know that one never sleeps, therefore sloops.
“Dude, I want to sloop. Hahaha just kidding, you guys are my only friends, I’m not gonna go sleep and miss this sweet sweet socialising. I could die of sleep deprivation, nah, just kidding AGAIN”
by Dogue Williams November 30, 2019
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sloop

The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.
Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.

Or

Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.
by The Sloop Master April 21, 2010
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Sloop

I HAVE NOT SLOOP IN WEEKS
by PICKLE CHIN 69 May 8, 2019
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sloop

a stoop that slopes down on an angle providing space for seating
Daniel sat on the sloop because there was no available seating.
by Halimah Harden May 27, 2008
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SLOOPED

Slooped: To get screwed..
Slooper: Someone who regularly screws things up.
You got slooped.
That Daniel is a real slooper.
by USC-COLUMBIA October 15, 2007
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Sloop

An indescribably rancid, thin sludge like material. Smells foul and is found in certain locations such as: Under the fridge, in the drain, in tubby kid's 'pits, and 7 day old coffee.

Do not eat the sloop.
Eugh, I found some sloop in my locker. I'm gonna order some HAZMAT people or something.
by Crunch Demon March 23, 2010
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